Where all my top heavy chicks at....

So, I finally got around to starting this blog that's been on my mind for a while now. Well, before I get into that, I guess I should say who I am. I am a busty chick named Joyce. I am a published author, who writes under the pen name, J.L. Sapphire. This is my second blog, my first one is Random Thoughts of A Virgo (when I say random, I really mean that) I am a homebody who loves reading and writing, I have 2 beautiful kids and a husband (might as well say I have 3 kids, huh) 

Okay, now that you know who I am. I left out one detail. I am a BBC (big breasted chick) and my breasts have been my arch-nemesis' for a looonnnnggg time. I have often fantasized what it would be like to have normal sized breasts. While I thank God for all he has given me, He was just a little too generous when he got to my cleavage area. Anyway, I was scrolling down my Facebook timeline last night, and came across this meme that had me tickled for about ten minutes. (see meme below) 

Funny, right? If you're not a busty girl, it may not be to you. Not only was true and funny, it let me know that there are other women out there who have been blessed (the jury is still out on that) with big boobs..and it ain't always fun or cute. So, I decided to start this blog so that I can come here an vent whenever I fee like it, because sometimes what I want to say may be a little too much for Facebook. 

I welcome any and all comments relating to this subject matter, but I ain't going for anything disrespectful, from men or women. I'm sure we won't get many negative comments from men anyway, but some women (specifically those not naturally blessed in the chest) like to look down their noses at gals like me..and by gals like me, I mean one who is carrying natural 42DDD's (yes my back be hurting like a mofo) 

I never understood any woman wanting to get silicone injected in them, because let me tell you, it ain't all it's cracked up to be. I have spent the better part of 20 years carrying around this baggage, and there have been some times when I've been so embarrassed and felt so down about myself. But, I finally realized that until I win the lottery and get up enough money for a breast reduction, they're not going anywhere, so I might as well embrace them (my husband certainly does). 

I'm dropping a couple of pics of myself below, as a way to show my 'girls' once and for all that I give up...y'all win. I have spent many years of my life trying to find creative ways to hide them...or at least make them appear smaller, but you can't exactly hide triple D's. So, I might as well let y'all breathe a little and show them off. 

Me in Memphis for my birthday..my boobies were extra big in this pic..and it was that time of the month

At an event a few years ago...IDK what made me wear polkadot...

Another pic...they look bigger with me sitting down

At my first book signing...I love how my boobs are all in the way

This is what I carry around on a daily basis...

So, these are just a few pics of me and the girls. The last time I had a bra fitting was in 2009 when I worked at JC Penney for a while and I went over to the lingerie section and had them measured. A lot could have changed in five years. I've gotten fatter, so I know they have grown in size as well, but I don't even wanna know what size they are now.